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kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

oh-snap-pro-choice
republicanidiots:

So many questions…
1.)  Where did you get the orange seed? Was it in an orange transported to your store over roads and bridges paid for by other taxpayers? 
2.)  Did the orange arrive safely at your market? Was the truck driver licensed to drive?  Did bandits stop him and steal the truck contents?
3.) What water did you use on the orange plant?  Was it water purified by your local sanitation department? 
4.)  If your neighbor was stealing 33% of your oranges, would you call the police?  Where do their salaries come from?
5.)  What was your financial contribution to the creation of the Internet? 

republicanidiots:

So many questions…

1.)  Where did you get the orange seed? Was it in an orange transported to your store over roads and bridges paid for by other taxpayers? 

2.)  Did the orange arrive safely at your market? Was the truck driver licensed to drive?  Did bandits stop him and steal the truck contents?

3.) What water did you use on the orange plant?  Was it water purified by your local sanitation department? 

4.)  If your neighbor was stealing 33% of your oranges, would you call the police?  Where do their salaries come from?

5.)  What was your financial contribution to the creation of the Internet?